A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..... Okay...... I'm old, but not THAT old...... Little Joey was born in Barrie, 1961.   

I’m spawned from parents that grew up in Arkansas and Austria (the country with the Alps, not the croc hunters).  People ask me..."What's your heritage?"  I say "Hillbillies and Nazis".  Perhaps that explains much about my behavior.  One is going to be emotionally scarred if you are 6 years old and forced to eat schnitzel and sauerkraut one day, and black eyed peas and grits the next.

I break a lot of rules...shouldn't I have learned about that in broadcasting school?  Yes... but I NEVER attended broadcasting school (which explains a lot too) 

After muddling through many careers... I decided that I need to... 1) Work less hours.  2) Not get up early.  3) Get paid to have fun.  Well... two out of three ain't bad.... Hey!  Wait a minute......There could be a song in there!

Naaaw... It'd never make any money. 

I was married once.  It's not that I don't believe in the institution, I just felt it didn't have enough to offer.  I am childless..... More childlike.  I have not yet given up (although most women have) on the idea of being a Dad.... 

My thoughts on Midwestern Ontario after 4 years?  It sure is windy all the time.... wreaks havoc on my favourite pastime.... Golfing.

The Bullpen continues with compatriots Janice Mackay and J Stevens.  What can I say about them?  Nothing... Honestly, I really don't know them all that well- so please: Read their bios (then fill me in:)

Let me finish by saying....... Just because I'm in my late 40's, no kids, not married and drive a VW instead of a truck... Doesn't mean I'm gay.  Not there's anything wrong with that.

Rockfully yours,

Joey Martin