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The Five Stages of Realizing Summer is Over The Five Stages of Realizing Summer is Over
Monday, September 6, 2010 8:54 pm


Denial
Denial

Anger
Anger

Bargaining
Bargain

Depression
Depression

Acceptance
Acceptance

The legendary ryder surfaces... Let them eat brown M&Ms! The legendary ryder surfaces... Let them eat brown M&Ms!
Saturday, August 14, 2010 5:30 pm

You've probably heard the story of rock and roll excess about the band (Van Halen) that demanded a bowl of M&Ms backstage... with absolutely no brown M&Ms in it. Some thought it was just an urban legend, some agreed that brown M&Ms obviously suck, and others searched the country for a hint of evidence that this actually happened.

Here it is. The great website, thesmokinggun.com, found it somewhere and posted it online. Here's the page with the absurd request. (Note: The request for a tub of KY Jelly)
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Drew Carey Got Skinny? Drew Carey Got Skinny?
Monday, August 2, 2010 1:52 pm
Wow, was I ever surprised to see these new pictures of Drew Carey. He dropped a bunch of pounds because he said he was just sick of being fat.



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Holy cripes! He's starting to look older than Bob Barker!  I'm sorry, Drew, but I like my beer cold, my music loud and my funnymen chubby. I'm happy for you and all because it's tough to lose weight. However,  you already look miserable on The Price is Right, now you've lost your jovial demeanor.... somebody get this guy some bacon ASAP.
Bon Jovi has never seemed cooler Bon Jovi has never seemed cooler
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 9:22 am
Here are the photos I was talking about of Bon Jovi in bed with 4 gorgeous topless bitties. He's pissed at his tour manager for releasing them, but I've never had more respect for the guy.

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How could you be more embarrassed by this photo then the ones with Michael Jackson? ^|^
Are You Experienced? Are You Experienced?
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 8:40 am
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Amazing Live Chili Peppers Amazing Live Chili Peppers
Monday, July 26, 2010 3:15 pm
Hey there!

I'm really looking forward to next weekend. I'm MCing the Paisley Beef Fest Mr. Beautiful contest. Let me tell you, last year this is the funniest f******* thing I  saw all summer, and I saw Russ Richards naked last summer... that's how hilarious this event is. It's really inebriated dudes throwing their inhibitions and straightness to the wind and dressing up like chicks. Their families are probably embarrassed, but for everyone else it's a riot. So come out at 8 o'clock to enjoy these wild festivities.

Also, its LIVESTOCK 6 on The Bull. It's like a concert in your radio all weekend long with a ton of live cuts from legendary shows.

Now I want to share with you one a couple of tunes from one of my favourite live shows. Red Hot CHili Peppers at Slane Castle.

Check out the 3 minute freestyle between Flea and Jon Frusciante on Californication. It's candy for the ears!


And this beauty too: it's "Power of Equality."  Enjoy the fat bass line and Anthony's killer moves.

Mugshot Mania Mugshot Mania
Monday, July 19, 2010 4:54 pm

It's no secret famous musicians have a penchant for getting arrested. Maybe they like the food or something? Oh, wait it's probably all the drugs. Yeah, probably the drugs. So let's take a look at some rock and roll mug shots and maybe learn a lesson not to use drugs... or at least get a roadie to hold them.


David Bowie
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Jim Morrison
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Ozzy Osbourne (Reppin' The Blues! What an awesome shirt)

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Jimi Hendrix (Arrested in Toronto)

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Johnny Cash
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The Best Baseball Story Ever Told The Best Baseball Story Ever Told
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:45 pm
Ah yes the MLB All-Star break is here. So in honour of the great game that is baseball let me share with you one of the most entertaining stories about the game I've ever heard. It combines two things I'm really fascinated with: stellar pitching and hallucinogenic drugs.

Could you imagine earning a shut out in hockey while completely hammered? Even Ed Belfour, a keeper who loves the drink, couldn't do that. How about racking up a triple double after smoking a doobie? Well, Wilt the Stilt always waited until after the game.

How about pitching a no hitter while on acid? That could never happen.... could it?



Absolutely hilarious story! Now I'll leave you with an awesome song from Buck 65 with a great baseball theme as well.



Kinda sounds like Lebron has a crazy ex-girlfriend Kinda sounds like Lebron has a crazy ex-girlfriend
Friday, July 9, 2010 3:39 pm

Well it's official: Lebron James is part of the Miami Heat. Sounds like it's going to be an awesome team. Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh and The King himself.

Clearly this move has pissed off a lot of teams who wanted him, mostly the Cleveland Cavaliers. Below is an open letter from Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert to the fans of Cleveland. Read it and think to yourself, "Is this a former business partner of Lebrons or a highschool girlfriend he cheated on?"


Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING' WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

 

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

The Ultimate Canadian Quiz The Ultimate Canadian Quiz
Friday, July 2, 2010 7:38 pm

Are you Canadian? Being Canadian means more than just living here, standing up during the national anthem and bitching about the weather. A true Canadian should embrace everything Canuck and revel in the knowledge of this great nation. If you are concerned about whether you could be a better citizen or not take this short quiz. It will let you know if you are as Canadian as Don Cherry or just a poser like Ben Mulroney.

1) How many calories are in 1 cup of maple syrup?

a) 100
b) 200
c) 300

2) How many periods are there in a regulation NHL hockey game?

a) 4
b) 3
c) 2
d) One a month

3) What kind of home do beavers build?

a) a beaver hole
b) a beaver nest
c) a beaver dam
d) a beaver condo

4) Bob has 50 dollars and two empty cases of beer. Bob goes to the Beer Store on Canada Day and wants to buy 12 Moosehead, 12 Canadian, and 12 Sleeman. If the Moosehead is $15, Canadian is $14 and Sleeman is 16$ how much is Bob ready to give 'er?


5) If a tree falls in the forest and no ones around to hear it, have all the lumberjacks went to Tim Hortons?

Congratulations you are now officially Canadian! Don't worry about the answers; they are irrelevant. The fact that you were polite enough to read this entire ridiculous blog is proof enough to me that you, my friend, are a true blue blooded Canadian!

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